A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!”
Windows does not detect a keyboard…Please press ‘ENTER’ to continue…
Use The Best…
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire
Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.
I see fragged people.
Subject: mistakes 
thats fantastic
