Epix: who i am! lol

just me

i was ranked 2nd in nsw in buk hunter and 4th in aus last year

me and misses aka Barbie

Biggest sharks fan!!!!! SHARKS FOREVER!!!!

Your a sharks fan big fail lmfao.I go for the broncos but yer buck hunter is a sick game...Good work with coming 2nd aye thats kool.

very nice man, very nice. I ll be honest with you ... your girlfriend is fucking HOOOOOT (so thats why you should watch out for dS.prime).

ps: check out my girlfriend. how hot is she.

Hey epix,



and lold at Grasshopers gf.

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not to sure how u guys make love, but i guess you figure it out
lol

lol buck hunter is my expertise i have troubles losing on it none of my friends can handle me an i always win the prizes at any venue that have em

She sure is a fine lady hopper

Is this the mrs Cables ?

Epix,

the only problem grasshopper would have is if he gets his head bitten off like what happens to male praying mantis' when thet consumate their relationship with the females...

but to keep you all occupied with some bug facts.......



31 Bug Facts
Like or hate bugs here are 31 facts about them you did not know.
1) Some ants farm caterpillars like we farm sheep and cows.
2) Spiders can produce several different types of silk.
3) Ants (and bees and wasps) use their antennae to taste their food before they eat it.
4) Golden Orb-Weaver Spiders build webs that are big and strong enough to catch small birds.
5) There are 8 times as many beetle species as there are fish, amphibian, reptile, bird and mammal species put together.
6) The Sydney Funnel-web can survive for many hours under water.
7) Only the female wasps have stings (not all species of wasp sting).
A single German Cockroach is capable of producing 20,000 offspring a year.
9) Large Fire Ant colonies can contain up to 100,000 individuals.
10) The Giant Agrippa Moth from South America has a wingspan of 30 cm.
11) The Southern Petaltail is the second largest dragonfly in Australia. Its larvae may live for 30 years.
12) Bees not only produce the honey that humans use, they also produce beeswax which we use to polish furniture.
13) Female Wolf Spiders carry their babies around on their backs until they are old enough to look after themselves.
14) The world has around 20,000 species of grasshoppers and crickets. Australia has around 2,800 species.
15) The smallest spiders in the world are Armoured Spiders with bodies the size of a pinhead.
16) Australia has over 200 species of Mosquito.
17) Crickets and grasshoppers have their ears on their front legs.
18) Scientists estimate that 30% of the animal biomass in the Amazon basin is made up of ants.
19) A female House Fly can lay between 500 and 600 hundred eggs during her life.
20) Weight for weight, the muscles in a locust’s hindlegs is a thousand times more powerful than human muscle.
21) There are 15,000 described species of ants. 15% live in Australia.
22) Snails are hermaphrodites. This means they are both male and female.
23) Almost all spiders have 8 eyes. The remainder have six eyes.
24) Honey bees see different colours than we do. They cannot see red, but can see blue, yellow and ultraviolet.
25) The biggest butterfly in Australia is the Cape York Birdwing.
26) Only the female wasps have stings (not all species of wasp sting).
27) Australia has 400 different species of Butterfly.
28) Golden Orb-Weaver Spiders build webs that are big and strong enough to catch small birds.
29) Bees eat by scooping up nectar with a wide-tipped tube or proboscis called a ‘honey spoon’.
30) There are 8 times as many beetle species as there are fish, amphibian, reptile, bird and mammal species put together.
31) Giant Stick Insects can grow to 35 cm.


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we've got 5.1 surround microphones built in our legs. and as if you havent figured it out man im a grasshopper ... look at my picture man !!! but to be honest with you cables ... the reason my grasshopper gf is so hot is because she used to be a pornstar, she's been in 879 movies but her two most famous ones are grasshopper orgy 47 as well hop on my grass bitch 32. She's had abit of work done on her self as you can see couple of fake tits and stuff ... but i have to say ive had more work on me then she has. I have got 14 extension arms so i can play css like a pro as well as built in mp3(gets you so much ladies;))with 1.1 mm subwoofer as well as my awesome speakers, 2 0.5 mm klm5544ohnbsf233 panasonix model. ive also got some brand new suspension now i can jump 100 metres more then what i used to. and thats about it for now ... im thinking about getting laser guns installed soon but its quite expensive. would guys chip in a couple of corns? so i can get them ?

5.1 is so yesterday, you need to update, an speaking of that i dont want to know where you have your sub woofer mounted!!!

the grasshopper song. that shit is funny as fuck.

lol i thought i had seen it all... now.. i have seen it all. lol funny shit gh

hee hee hey grasshopper ...toad here check this out

couple of me mates dazza ! and bazz .hee hee thought we would hop over and say giday !



hope this works

yeah i won a fair bit out of it to, its good when u go on and just completly annihalate other ppl playing for drinks etc to